Friday, March 4, 2011

What are we, super humans?

This potty training thing is really ridiculous. Whilst in the midst of potty training, a mother pretty much has to drop everything and run her kid to the bathroom which undoubtedly is on the clear OTHER end of the store! We are talking Costco here...Target... WTF??
And imagine my disappointment (maybe a little irritation) when she just sits on the pot and then announces "All done" without having dropped ANY kids off at the pool, let alone a drip of water.
WHHHAAT?!! Did you just make me haul your 26 lb arse (as well as my 12 lb diaper bag full of snacks and water bottle) clear across the store so you can pretend you are going to the bathroom?!! Where are those diapers?! You are going to wear them until you are 15 and dying from embarrassment that you never learned how to use the toilet properly. That's what I have to say about that!

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