Recently, D has gotten into the mischief of always wanting to bite my hair. To take my hair in her teeth and just pull. That is not a great feeling and I am constantly reprimanding her, telling her not to pull my hair and especially not to bite my hair with her teeth. But, of course, she just thinks it's funny and doesn't listen to me.
Today, I said to her, "Don't bite mommy's hair or I will spank you!"
D: "Thank you."
M: "No, not thank you. I will spank you!"
D: "You're welcome."
Finally, I just rolled my eyes. It was futile. She knows exactly what I was saying yet refused to acknowledge.
Thankfully, Daddy came to the rescue with his stern voice and said, "D! Do NOT bite mommy's hair! That is very bad."
She didn't care...I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the last of this stunt.