Was at an amusement park today with D, her cousins and her best friend, M. M and D had to use the restroom. We walk in and there's a mommy, kiddie bathroom with a big person toilet and a mini toilet. I, as well as the girls, was really excited. "Look!! It's a mini toilet!"
Bad move...bad move to get excited about the toilet but probably just a bad move to take two girls to the bathroom together because someone has to go first! But who?
So, now you see where I'm going with this. Both girls exclaim she wants to be the first to go. So I say, "Okay, let's play rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first."
M ends up winning (another boo because somehow I think M would've taken her lot as second on the toilet a little better than D would..) and as one would expect, D threw a fit.
Now, I'm so nervous that she's thrown herself into a tizzy and is going to piss her pants if she doesn't get on a toilet! Aaack!
So, I say, "M, are you done?"
M: No, I have to poo. (WHAAAT??!)
Me: I wish you would've told me that before because D would've just pee'd and gotten off the pot..
Maddy gets up and makes room for D to go. D goes.
Me: D, are you done peeing?
D: I have to go poo.
(WHAAT?? DOUBLE WHAAAT?!!)
Me: M, would you mind just going poo on the big toilet?
M obliges. Thankfully. Then I turn to D and say, "You better squeeze out a poop otherwise you are going back to the car! We will not stay here because you will have lied."
In the meantime, M poos and all is well. Now we are just waiting on D.
Me: You better poo D.....
D: My poo is having a hard time coming out.
Me: Well, you better poo or else you are going to the car.
Finally, D squeezes out a poo
Oh LORD!! What is wrong with me?? I have probably traumatized my daughter like nothin' else! Well, truly her whole environment from birth might've messed her up a bit...but this might be the icing on the cake. Seriously. I don't know just what overcomes me. I need to work on the non-violent communication thing. I mean, I need to work on a lot of things but this might be a priority. :o)